- Warning -
MUST BE 18+ TO ENTER

THE ASYLUM IS CURRENTLY BEING BUILT.
Once completed, The Asylum will be one of the premier repositories of dysfunctional filth available on the Internet. Over time, we will take over the #1 spot, but right now we are simply enjoying the journey. The Asylum will include a large collection of images, videos, cartoons, PowerPoint files and all other kinds of things that are wrong on many levels.

Read through and if you are the type of deviant we believe you to be, pre-register.
Soon, many good things will come your way.

LEGALESE:
The items to be included in The Asylum are of an adult nature (some are cute and clean but not many). They may be deemed inappropriate and/or offensive to some individuals.
By preregistering to enter this section, you take full accountability and responsibility for your action(s) and you release Certified Clothing from any liability.

ENGLISH TRANSLATION:
If you are the type of person that easily gets offended and likes to complain about it, DO NOT SEND US YOUR INFORMATION in the form below. You won't enjoy what you see and we don't want to hear about it.

If you are the type of person that digs this stuff and likes to tell your friends about it, DO SEND US YOUR INFORMATION in the form below. This is the stuff you want to see. Welcome to The Asylum, brought to you by Certified Clothing.

If you have any questions or want to contact us, click here.